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BHAGA to MURGA Aur BHAGI to MURGI....!!
Munna bhai: Circuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka?
Circuit. Simple hai bhai..
Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI...
==========================
Bapu Ne Bola Tha Ki Kabhi Jhoot Nay Bolneka...!
CURCUIT- bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka,
aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA BHAI- hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai
CURCUIT- bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko
MUNNA BHAI- pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na
==========================
Ladki ko Patane ke Liye Kya Karne Ka..?
Munna- Aey Circuit, ladki ko patane ke liye kya karne ka?
Circuit- Simple bhai, "Minto Fress" khane ka.
==========================
YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI..?
MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar
dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya.
==========================
Apun Ka Desh Kaun Chalata Hai..?
Munna- apun ka desh kaun chalata hai?
Circuit- bhai simple hai...apna SMS.
Munna- kya fekta hai?
Circuit- bhai sms bole to ....
SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH...
==========================
Ye Ramnavmi Kyo Manai Jaati Hai..?
Munnabhai-Ye Ramnavmi kyo manai jaati hai?
Circuit-Arey simple hai bhai.......
is din bhagwan RAM aathvi pass karke Navmi me gaye the.
==========================
Mamu...Tu Kitna Padela Hai ?
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, doh akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
==========================
After Finishing MBBS....Dr.Munna!
After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice.
He 1st checks the patient's eyes, tongue & ears with a Torch &
finally declares BOLE TO........TORCH THEEEEK HAI
==========================
Bolay To Meri Fees Buhat Zyada Ha...!
Munna Bhai> Abay Circuit,
Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Sirkit > par Bhai aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna Bhai > Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada ha
==========================
Gandhiji Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai..?
Munna : Yaar Circuit ,ye gandhiji Har note me haste kyu rehte hai?
Circuit:Simple hai bhai! Royenge to note gila ho jaye ga...
Gandhi ji Kapde Kyu Nahi Pehantay Thay...?
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji
kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
==========================
EXam Song By Munna Bhai
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
==========================
Apun Kay Rubber k Gloves...!!!
Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
==========================
Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalaat kyun Kehte Hain.. ?
Circuit: ßhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalaat kyun Kehte Hain ?
Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai."
Amirican Rastrapati Sala Kaha Rehta Hai....?
munna bhai: amirican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai....?
circut: dhobigath pe....
munna bhai: dhobigath bole to.....?
circut: bhai englih main usko washington kehte hai....
==========================
Ager Bhaga To Bakra Aur Agar Bhagi To Bakri...!
Munna bhai: apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra aur agar bhagi to bakri.
==========================
Bagla Ek Tang Utha k kae ko Sota He..?
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga...
==========================
Sentence Ka Future Tense...
Teacher to circuit: munna bhai ne raat ko khana khaya
is sentence ka future tense banao.....
circuit: munna bhai subah potty karega....
==========================
Likhne ka DEAR SISTER(Nurse) I LOVE YOU...!
Munna Bhai: Circuit apun ko 1Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hai,
luv Letter me kya Likhu
Circuit: Simple Bhai, Likhne ka DEAR SISTER I LOV U
"MUNNA BHAI"
==========================
Circuit... Bole Toh Yeh Ford Kya Hai?
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai,
Ox mane Bail,Ford mane gaadi.
Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
==========================
Bhai… Bole To Apun 20th Floor Se Gir Gaya Tha...
Circuit: “Bhai… bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai:“Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit: “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”
==========================
ha ha ha
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha
==========================
Impact of Movies
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
==========================
Munna Bhai
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .
==========================
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!
==========================
Munna bhai
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.
==========================
Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
==========================
Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
==========================
After finishing MBBS
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
==========================
BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya
==========================
SMS
Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai? Circuit-bhai simple hai...apna SMS. Munna-kya fekta hai?Circuit-bhai sms bole to ....SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH...
==========================
Gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
==========================
Gandhiji Har note me haste kuy rehte hai?
Munna : Yaar Circuit ,ye gandhiji Har note me haste kuy rehte hai?
Circuit: Simple hai bhai! Royenge to note gila ho jaye ga......
==========================
BHAGA to MURGA Aur BHAGI to MURGI....!!
Munna bhai: Circuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka?
Circuit. Simple hai bhai..
Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI...
==========================
Bapu Ne Bola Tha Ki Kabhi Jhoot Nay Bolneka...!
CURCUIT- bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka,
aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA BHAI- hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai
CURCUIT- bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko
MUNNA BHAI- pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na
==========================
Ladki ko Patane ke Liye Kya Karne Ka..?
Munna- Aey Circuit, ladki ko patane ke liye kya karne ka?
Circuit- Simple bhai, "Minto Fress" khane ka.
==========================
YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI..?
MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar
dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya.
==========================
Apun Ka Desh Kaun Chalata Hai..?
Munna- apun ka desh kaun chalata hai?
Circuit- bhai simple hai...apna SMS.
Munna- kya fekta hai?
Circuit- bhai sms bole to ....
SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH...
==========================
Ye Ramnavmi Kyo Manai Jaati Hai..?
Munnabhai-Ye Ramnavmi kyo manai jaati hai?
Circuit-Arey simple hai bhai.......
is din bhagwan RAM aathvi pass karke Navmi me gaye the.
==========================
Mamu...Tu Kitna Padela Hai ?
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, doh akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
==========================
After Finishing MBBS....Dr.Munna!
After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice.
He 1st checks the patient's eyes, tongue & ears with a Torch &
finally declares BOLE TO........TORCH THEEEEK HAI
==========================
Bolay To Meri Fees Buhat Zyada Ha...!
Munna Bhai> Abay Circuit,
Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Sirkit > par Bhai aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna Bhai > Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada ha
==========================
Gandhiji Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai..?
Munna : Yaar Circuit ,ye gandhiji Har note me haste kyu rehte hai?
Circuit:Simple hai bhai! Royenge to note gila ho jaye ga...
Gandhi ji Kapde Kyu Nahi Pehantay Thay...?
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji
kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
==========================
EXam Song By Munna Bhai
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
==========================
Apun Kay Rubber k Gloves...!!!
Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
==========================
Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalaat kyun Kehte Hain.. ?
Circuit: ßhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalaat kyun Kehte Hain ?
Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai."
Amirican Rastrapati Sala Kaha Rehta Hai....?
munna bhai: amirican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai....?
circut: dhobigath pe....
munna bhai: dhobigath bole to.....?
circut: bhai englih main usko washington kehte hai....
==========================
Ager Bhaga To Bakra Aur Agar Bhagi To Bakri...!
Munna bhai: apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra aur agar bhagi to bakri.
==========================
Bagla Ek Tang Utha k kae ko Sota He..?
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga...
==========================
Sentence Ka Future Tense...
Teacher to circuit: munna bhai ne raat ko khana khaya
is sentence ka future tense banao.....
circuit: munna bhai subah potty karega....
==========================
Likhne ka DEAR SISTER(Nurse) I LOVE YOU...!
Munna Bhai: Circuit apun ko 1Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hai,
luv Letter me kya Likhu
Circuit: Simple Bhai, Likhne ka DEAR SISTER I LOV U
"MUNNA BHAI"
==========================
Circuit... Bole Toh Yeh Ford Kya Hai?
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai,
Ox mane Bail,Ford mane gaadi.
Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
==========================
Bhai… Bole To Apun 20th Floor Se Gir Gaya Tha...
Circuit: “Bhai… bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai:“Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit: “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”
==========================
ha ha ha
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha
==========================
Impact of Movies
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
==========================
Munna Bhai
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .
==========================
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!
==========================
Munna bhai
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.
==========================
Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
==========================
Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
==========================
After finishing MBBS
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
==========================
BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya
==========================
SMS
Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai? Circuit-bhai simple hai...apna SMS. Munna-kya fekta hai?Circuit-bhai sms bole to ....SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH...
==========================
Gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
==========================
Gandhiji Har note me haste kuy rehte hai?
Munna : Yaar Circuit ,ye gandhiji Har note me haste kuy rehte hai?
Circuit: Simple hai bhai! Royenge to note gila ho jaye ga......
==========================
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